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11-03-2007 Pictures: These were taken at EMR Paintball in the Endless Mountain Region of PA. Over the Shoulder and through the Field to Grandmother’s Castle we Go Looks like a scene out of those cheesy Halo movies. Red vs. Blue? Checking Out the other Group Ha ha ha. . .everyone looks funny in this one! Sorry guys (and Larissa). Marty is teaching Tyler how to pet his mask. . .it’s an old North Pocono ritual said to ward off Chuck Norris haters. Rocket Man! Ground Cover Fetal Position Donkey Kong Country. . .Travis is hunting for the Beast. Peek-a-Boo! Ballet vs. . . . . . vs. Hunting. . .we all know who won! Going into town for some milk and eggs. . .NOT!!! . . .and they were all Yellow!! Have you seen his baseball? Nope! So. . .the ref tells me this little red thing makes my gun shoot better?!?!? Will it improve my walking skills too? “Hey man. . .did you just shoot me in the @$$?” “Yeah. . .but it’s OK because I was aiming for your friend!” Finish Him! I think Preston is about to shoot the ref up stairs! Lookin’ good with his new Tippmann X-7. . .from you know who! This kid hates Corporate America. . .so he takes out his aggression on this advertisement. Still aiming at the ref. . .or is it Marty? What would Chuck Norris do? It looks like Chuck Norris got chucked from this game. . .we know how you love our corny announcer-style captions. When Boy Lens Meets Girl Lens. . .Girl lens smiles through her mask! Nice gloves Larissa! Shot in the Dark Rooooaaaaarrrrrrrr! Please see promotional video on YouTube! That’s a really nice power pole in the middle of no where. A future First Blood Paintball member in the making! “Yo, John! You talkin’ to me?” By the way. . .where’s all the First Blood Paintball armbands? Can you say, “STI”? We love Ray’s Subaru! If I had to guess. . .I would say that Marty doesn’t own that fanny pack sitting on his gun. . .but Chuck Norris would approve even if he did. . . .well, at least he doesn’t wear his fanny pack for the camera. . . No where to run. . . . . .no where to hide. . . What’s at the end of every rainbow? John thinks there’s a giant bucket of paintballs at the end of every rainbow. . . Notice how EMR planned their previous events so that the paint splatters blend in with the fall foliage in the background. If the Camera Guy is watching you. . .who else do you think is watching you? . . .so the paint splatter doesn’t blend well with the evergreens. Camo Twins!!! Heading into town for some more milk, bread, eggs, and a face full of paint. The Armband, the Nails, and the Barrel Plug. . .Part 2 coming next Summer!!! Tyler says, “Freeze!” It doesn’t matter, though, because Marty has a miniature armless tree sloth on his crotch. . .or it could be a mole. Gotta love the pretend action shots! Usually our action shots are real. This one is real action! Is that a juggling pin on your back? Crawl or Die Trying He made the tree bleed. He apologizes to the tree. Uncle Steve doesn’t apologize for making his trees bleed. ? ? ?Thinking? ? ? The gloves protect Larissa’s nails from getting scratched. He doesn’t wear protection. . .for his nails. Nap Time!!! Pro Angler Nice! Nicer! Nicest! Now that we’ve had a grammar lesson. . .how about Steve gives you a lesson on the game? Warping from the other side of the field through these pipes uses up valuable ammo. . .reload! Reloaded The Grinch that Stole. . .the ammo in the warp pipe. The Grinch that touches himself when he thinks about you. Not a Grinch. . .although Ray looks a lot less happy than the last two guys. Also not a Grinch. . .but looks even less happy than Ray. When Chuck Norris gets attacked by a tree. . .he stares at it until the branches turn red with blood. . .then he eats it! Looking for a warp pipe! Looking for a target! All Clear. . .Move Up! Moving Up Black works well here. Red works well here. No color works well when you’re “prairie dogging” like this. More Prairie Dogs Caught Off Guard Now he’s smiling and ready for his closeup. . .that’s our Jerry! They just got done doing the bicycle kick thingy where you lay on your back with a buddy. Then and touch your feet together. . .and pedal! It wore her out. Bridges go over things. Tunnels go under things. What goes between a bridge and a tunnel? Steve does! He’s also going to be a civil engineer. What a cute tag team! Missed Me! Awesome!!! Still Missed Me! There’s our aspiring civil engineer! Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. . .he pushes the earth down. Slow motion would show that he’s actually just pointing at his new bruise. Not a warp pipe. Not a prairie dog. Prairie Dog There’s no Kings buried in these pyramids. . .so don’t try tipping them over looking for treasure. That’s a big tire! Fall Foliage Camo? Going out without a bang. Going out with a bang. That’s a big bang! Holy $#!^. . .Brian walks like the Modern Man! Big props to the camera guy for getting this amazing footage! Winding Down Another one with Brian on his feet. . . . . .yup! Giving Up Not Giving In Going Out Rocking Out Sticking it Out Hanging it Out Shooting Out Shot Out. . .I bet you thought that wasn’t going anywhere. . . .and the winner is?!?!?!?! ANTHONY! . . .and Chuck Norris! Super Man must be getting slow in his old age or digital cameras are getting better because we got a picture of him right here. Oh. . .wait. . .it’s just Ray. We’ll never take their freedom. . . . . .to pee on barrel pyramids in the middle of the woods. Yellow and Blue Makes Green Black and Yellow Makes Blurry Black and Pink Makes a Good Day. . .Nice shirt, by the way! When First Blood Paintball hits the field, we party like rock stars. . . . . .and Aeropostale Life Guards. . . .so are we done with the Chuck Norris jokes? Maybe. How about a little mustard on Wally’s face?
Over the Shoulder and through the Field to Grandmother’s Castle we Go
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