The Usual Briefing

If you look closely, you can see that Moses is picking his nose in this picture. What?!?! we had to to say something about this picture; Good Timing!

John just loves the camera!

Look at these studs!

Kamikaze Joe: "Are you happy to see me in this picture?"

Soping Out the Field

There's John loving the camera again!

This kid is begging for a head shot!

Dave is thinking about something in this picture. . .what could it be? Does he have to poo? Is he wondering what's for lunch? Did he just get shot?

The CAP is where it's at! I think this is the best picture we have of you so far!

His camouflage was in the wash so he wore the brightest shirt he could find. It's a good season for red!

Nick's camouflage was not in the wash, so he wore it. . .and also wore the brightest shirt he could find! He dresses himself and wipes his own @$$!

Putting on a Condom

Not having a good day. . .It won't stay on.

Levi is going to get Dave a new condom. Go Levi! Go Levi! Go!

Levi: "Why do I get the crappy jobs? When are we playing on the tire field?"

Thinking about Advancing

"OK, now what?"

Mr. Bright Shirt wants to shoot the camera guy. . .

. . .but Dan's got me covered!

Charles was thinking about a career in interior decorating, but decided to get into fashion instead!

"The coast is clear, move up!"

"Never mind!"

On the Prowl

Uncle Steve has been conditioning himself for this trip by doing squats. . .unfortunately for him, his muscle memory is showing through on the field.

The Silent Assassin in the Tower

Levi just wants to play on the field with the tires.

"Come and get me!"

"Hey camera guy!"

"Look at all these paintballs that missed me! I love this game!"

They all lost!

Kamikaze Joe really needs to get a new pose for these pictures! So overplayed!

In addition to his career in fashion, Charles enjoys long walks on the beach, black coffee, and scratch-and-sniff barricades!

Someone should tell this guy that it would've been easier to go around the bush, not dive through the bush.

"Hey camera guy, I got your bush right here!"

Rafael's ammo pouch blends perfectly with his camouflage. . .looks like a giant horny male army squirrel costume! (inside joke)

Did somebody say, "Exterminator?"

That's one happy camper right there!

Nick is the man! Look at his hiding spot!

"I wonder if they know I'm here."

"They know I'm here!"

Looking Across the Gap to the Other Side. . ."We got a live one."

Uncle Steve says,"Freeze!" Apparently he watched a lot of cop movies back in the day.

"Anthony is a killing machine!" This one time, at EMR, he. . ."

A View of the Newly Remodeled Fort. We like this fort.

EMR Doing a Little Advertising

Ref: "That's a sexy position you got goin' on there! No, don't get up, I'll come see if you got hit."

Like a Spider Crawling Over the Wall

That's a MySpace Picture

"I think I see someone!"

"Well, are you gonna shoot them?"

Fresh Paint Job

"I don't think we're going to lose this one!"

That's a big spider!

Alvin almost lost his chipmunks in this round. . .

. . .but he made a smooth recovery!

Even the Ninja Penguin must rest.

"What?!?! No thumbs up this time? John, you are a disappointment."

The Walk of Shame

Uncle Steve: "Is that Anthony coming up the steps? Freeze!!!"

Anthony: "Don't you mean surrender? By the way, you're out!"

Another Picture in the Fort

"Where are you?"

"Here I am!"

There's more than one guy over there!

Some day, we will have a banner on the wall!

The Shame Parade: Courtesy of the Bove Express

Anthony: "Human shield!"

Red Team: "Is he out?"

"I'm thinking about adding more blue to my wardrobe to match my fashionably blue makeup."

"I, president of nothing, love my people."

"As your president, I promise to be an honest, brave, and fearless leader!"

"Mr. President, you're going to have to come with us. We have a situation on our hands."

"What kind of situation?"

"Well, the fashion police heard about you wearing knee socks with shorts, so they're sending Charles out to capture you. We're here to protect you!"

"By the way, we need you to be our eyes. . .we need you to look over the walls for enemies. Be careful, they may shoot you!"

"Well put, Anthony!"

"Don't wander far, Mr. President!"

"Anthony, how are we going to get out of here?"

"Well, Anthony and John made it out, but Charles and the fashion police shot them. Now I'm being held captive for my knee socks and shorts."

Nick will bring you to the promised land because Moses is not around.

"Two thumbs up because Nick will bring me to the promised land."

"Yeah, the promised land."

"Who said promised land?"

Round 2 of Protect the President

Hey look! Tires!

Levi likes tires.

Is that Travis? He came back! Travis makes a good team out of himself and Anthony's gun.

Blue Rubber

Anthony's gun is amazing!

Another MySpace Picture

Pet the Tire

It's like a "black cat" crossing the road.

"I'm Mr. Bright Shirt!"

It was good to see you again, Charles! Sorry about all the fashion jokes!

There's two men holding a gun in your face while you're lying on the ground, now what are you gonna do? In the words of Uncle Steve, "Freeze!"

Travis on Duty

Getting a Better View

That will teach you to poke your head out too far!

"Take the shot Ice Man! Take the shot or get out!"

")&$^$, I can take the shot from right here. Ice Man take the shot or get out!"

Travis: "Alright, Maverick, I'm out!"

John: "I'm in!"

"I got missile tone!"

"Bingo!"

"He shot me in the barrel!"

Mid-Flight Refueling

Back in the Game

He's going to take them all!

"Could you use a little backup?"

Dave Gets it in the Face