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9-15-2007 Pictures: These were taken at Command Paintball in Dallas, PA. It's only been a month and Marty already forgot how to play. . .notice the confused pose. . .good luck with that one, Marty! Jeff plays good for someone that has wings on his shirt. . . just wait until he's playing with the First Blood Paintball "wings" on his shirt. See. . .there is a Sasquatch. I always seem to catch you with your arms in the air. . .better than catching you with your pants around your ankles. Anthony tries not to get caught with his pants around his ankles, but he had to play with a rental gun today. He's focused on his game so much that he doesn't realize when he's got a stick up his @$$. Have you seen Deliverance? Monty Python? DINGO: “Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!” GIRLS: “A spanking! A spanking!” John is about to get spanked by Uncle Steve. We love these pictures. . .people “hiding” behind trees. Jeff got all the way to the flag. . .only to find out that we weren't playing "Capture the Flag". Chris uses his Inner Chi and the weight of his new "First Blood Paintball" armband to keep his balance. Where does the red fern grow? Fern Gully? Larissa doesn't use her Inner Chi. . .or her armband. . .she uses a log. After robbing a bank with his green ski mask and camo, George put on his knee pads and came to play paintball with us. Uncle Steve reminds us of Scuba Steve with those goggles; he won't find water on this field, only blood! No Uncles harmed in the making of this photo. One. . . Two. . . Three. . . Shoot! First Blood Paintball Armbands: $5.00 Going Fast! Nick hangs on small cliffs and likes being THAT GUY in the picture with the red eyes. Chris is suspended in time. . .will ever move again? Tune in next time to find out!!! Thanks to all the newbies for your cooperation and support. Still not moving. . . . . .and now the pictures from some of our members! They love us! <3 This is "Kamikaze" Joe with Tara. . .they're so fresh and so clean before they get shot. He likes hugs and she likes Tom Petty. Did anyone get a picture of Eric with the plastic bag on his head? He looked like a transparent Marge Simpson. One and two and the and stretch. . .two, three, four. . .This is how "Kamikaze" Joe gets through the day when he doesn't get any hugs. Nick doesn't always pick his nose. . .just when he's on camera. Fire Side Chats without the Fire Someone dropped their gun. . .then took a picture of it. . .but didn't get shot in the process. . .they must have skill. This guy must be friends with Ian. . .he loves his red shorts! George: "Hey Ray, aim for the red shorts. You're guaranteed to hit him." "They'll never hit me. . .or my red shorts!" The man with the Golden Gun is the only one who can bring down the man with the Red Shorts. Knock Knock! Who's there? Nature. . .I bet you thought we were gonna say Red Shorts. Giving ‘em the “Old Peek Around” Marty likes to piss in the wind. . .but he likes pissing in little houses in the wind too. Ten seconds later. . .”Kamikaze” Joe was attacked by a Magnificent Bird of Paradise looking for her yellow egg under his arm. John had to drain his hopper after Marty pissed in the little house in the woods. . .Marty’s aim was a little off. Nick actually crawled up through this little tree and tilted the barrel over just to be in the picture with Travis. Down Time to Fix the Rental Brothers that don’t get to work together often Anthony risks blowing his cover by cutting the sleeves off his camo. . .just to show everyone how jacked he is. These brothers work well together Paint Check Still holding down the fort! Travis says that real men don’t wear camo. If you cross your eyes and stare at this one for 15 seconds the tree appears to jump out of the screen at you. When Darkness Falls No 3D trees here. Hey!!!!! Marge Simpson!!!!! John got a picture of Eric with a plastic bag on his head. Eric still has the bag on his head. Jeff is demonstrating what he’s going to do with “Kamikaze” Joe’s head when he blows it off on the field. The family loading up. No one knows why Eric is still wearing the bag. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? for a different reason? ? ? ? Show Off!!! Jeff was wearing his mask before we even made it to the first field and Nick is trying to look down the barrel of John’s new gun. When do we shoot? When do we shoot? When do we shoot? Yeah. . .when do we shoot? Hey! We’re shooting! Very Stalkerish! Is Anthony holding a RENTAL? Hopefully your new parts from First Blood Paintball get your gun working again. 4 minutes to Wapner! Doin’ the Rain Man dance! At least John knows he’s getting his picture taken. Relaxing after the red team’s victory. Running Shoes in the camera flash. . .very athletic. . . . . .and bright! There’s Larissa! She’s one of our newest camera girls. . .a brave soul. PUSH! ? ? ? ? Paint Check???? Gun Shot! Dark Nest Momma Bird is about to take flight. Ray stopped pushing and Tara sends a few lobbers over the wall. Now they work together. Fighting for the Red, White, and Blue!!! Winning for the Red, White, and Blue!!! Nick can wipe his @$$ and shoot a paintball gun at the same time! Love those shoes. I think Jeff lost this one. . .”Do you think they saw my shoes?” No wiping before the next round! That’s Sick! Ooh, Eeh, Ooh, Ooh, Ahh. . .although it looks like Nick is prancing. . .this is actually a very manly paintball sprint. Pink is a manly color too. Ray thinks his pink Poka Dots are manly! He was camped out back here. . .don’t worry. . .we did clean up the bottle when we were done. He plays with 2 guns sometimes. Marty’s all empty! It’s like getting shot in the face with stale Pepto-Bismol. Yes, Anthony is holding a gun and not just pretending to shoot at someone. We didn’t say it was his gun. RENTAL! All we need to say about this picture is. . .only in America!!! George, you look great! “I feel GREEEEAAAATTT!” Awwww. . .Nick decided to lie down after a long day of squeezing his. . . Aren’t we so cute together!?!?! I mean. . . don’t we all look like total bad @$$&$?
It's only been a month and Marty already forgot how to play. . .notice the confused pose. . .good luck with that one, Marty!
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