What's wrong with this picture?

How about this picture? Anything wrong here?

Marty, you are a sick individual. . .but we love choking your chicken. . .check out our Videos page to see the chicken video!

LOL. . .can you say, "TV"? Nice tape job and thanks for the pic! The local Jewish camp invited us for lunch too. . .great bunch of people.

YMCA

Put your Angel in the air!

It's fun to stay at the. . .YMCA!

You can get yourself cleaned. . .

. . .you can have a good meal. . .

. . .you can do whatever you feel.

Young man, are you listening to me?

No, that's not Death, that's just Tyler.

I said, young man, what do you want to be?

It's Bwady!!! He played with us. . .and beat the man with the Angel. . .was it luck or skill???

We know what he thinks about it. . .what does the man with the Angel think about it?

We'll find out later. . .

CIA, MIA, ATF, FDA, AARP, WIC, WTF. . .or just WWCND? Secret Agent Man. . .with a chicken secret.

Can we sing along to the YMCA song again?

Marty took the day off from doing pull-ups to play with First Blood Paintball. . .and he liked it. . .so did we.

Are all these pics of the same person creeping you out yet?

"Luke, I'm not your father, but your mom and I had some really great times together back in the 70's."

. . .so the man with the Angel says it was a lucky shot, but Bwady wasn't hearing none of that.

"Bwady, Bwady, can we have a word with you?"

Camera shy. . .or is he?!?!?! Thanks for making your first time. . .in a long time. . .with us, Paul!!

What's wrong with this picture. . .not another one. . .Jerry's always picking the schnozberries from his you know what. . .real mature!

Can you believe that the schnozberries taste like schnozberries?

"Hey guys! Those schnozberries were great!"

. . .the schnozberries are like energy drinks.

You make me wanna. . .shoop.

Shoop ba-doop!!!

. . .or Shoop ba-poop?!?!

The schnozberries are wearing off. . .his feet grow heavy.

. . .night becomes day. . .and Jerry slowly fades away.

. . .still squatting here?

Jerry's the real Dark Knight. . .but he doesn't need a cape to be bad @$$. . .

. . .because he's got a Tippmann 98 rental!

Elbows in, face out, feet down. . .good boy! Doesn't paintball sound just like a day in Yoga Class? Where were all the ladies on this trip?

We would like to challenge all the ladies out there. . .the single ladies. . .to come on the next trip. "Kamikaze" Joe will take you all on at once!!!

The devil wears red and black. . .but still has blue balls.

Keepin' it Gangsta!

Sorry ladies. . .Anthony's taken. . .by a woman.

Dan's single though. . .No man does it all by himself. . .just when you thought we were done with the YMCA lyrics.

You've gotta fight for your right to. . .eat moth balls. . .or paintballs. . .welcome to the silliness of First Blood Paintball.

Run DMC. . .I mean run DAG!

Paintball IS just like Yoga! That's Yoga with a "g" not Yoda with a "d."

Next class is on 8/17/2008. . .don't forget your Yoga mat!

Tyler wouldn't miss it for the world. . .even if it was his right hand's birthday. Hand Party with Pamela?!?!?!? Did you see the movie?

Hollow point to the chest!

We like to show off a lot. . .especially for being such modest creatures.

No pain, no gain, no shame, forgot your name, but we love your mother!

All jokes aside. . .Bwady did an awesome job reffing for First Blood Paintball on this day. Special thanks to EMR Paintball Park for having us!!!!!!!!

. . .so we go through the last few pics with a little splatter on the lens. . .it's what makes it seem more realistic!

. . .and that time we tried the chili. . .gaseous!

Toes!!!

Feet. . .and some really coy "Angels" wannabes.

Really Coy!

Game faces boys!

Bringin' down the house. . .since Luke Skywalker was born. . .if the house is a rockin'. . .Darth Vader and your mom are having a really wild time.

It hurts right here. . .

. . .Paul bled when he came with us for the first time. . . we wouldn't be called First Blood Paintball if the slogan wasn't true. Ladies wanna try?

Sweet emotions don't match up to sweet tea after a long day of paintball. . .

. . .Dan's making us some sweet tea right now.

. . .after making the tea. . .Dan likes to have a cigarette. . .or just pass out.

. . .but there's more baby sitting to do!

Let's get these chimps. . .I mean chumps.

Hi, my name's Rocky Balboa. . .uh uh I'm officially retired now. . . See ya later! At the tone, please record your message. . .

Didn't Rocky have to catch a chicken too? Don't forget to check out the chicken on our Videos page.

Playing with the big boy toys now. . .a real heavy. . .hitter! By hitter we mean, chicken spanker.

Let's go shoot some people.

He's not our poster child. . .we swear. . .he just looks great in red and black.

Pet the barrels. . .

. . .try not to make love to the barrels. . .

. . .look down the barrel. . .

. . .only fire from the barrel when you're absolutely ready. . .

. . .share the barrel fun with your friends. . .

. . .like shooting fish in a barrel. . .

. . .don't forget to check out our monthly Used Items Newsletter. . .more Angels for sale from First Blood Paintball. . .and from the barrels. . .

. . .take a look at his shiny barrel. . .and his vein. . .

. . .Empire SE Tank Covers, JT 08 Team Gloves, & eVlution 3 Electronic Feeder. . .best prices available through First Blood Paintball!